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Episode 1: Scary Night
Bob, the scaly monster, is the last of his kind. He makes a living carving decorative pumpkins. Each year he makes a delivery to his biggest customer, Doctor Pawshake, who lives in 'Castle Pawshake'. Pawshake has rented the castle for decades. In this remote location, he can perform his 'scientific' experiments without scaring everyone else to death. He has few visitors, and every time Bob visits him, he wishes he did not have to be one of them! Worst of all, he is running late, and arrives during what looks like being a very scary night.

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Episode 2: The Pumpkin Collector
Bob is scared of Pawshake's thunder hound, but he knows how to cover fear; look scary yourself. Bob spends half his life frightened of something or another, but nobody ever notices because they can't tell between a scared monster and a scary monster.

Doctor Pawshake admires Bob's offerings and says he would like to buy all of them. But unfortunately his landlord, Skeezle, has raised the rent, and he has nothing left to pay Bob with.

"What would you accept in payment instead of sweets?" asked Pawshake.

"Nothing you can give me," replied Bob. He only understood payment in sweets.

"Try me," said Pawshake.

Bob looked embarrassed. "I am the last of my kind. I desperately want a wife to live my life with me, but you can't get me what doesn't exist."

Pawshake stroked his chin, then stroked his thunder hound. "I can provide you with a living bride if you can bring me suitable parts from which she might be made."

Bob was at once terrified and strangely excited. This seemed wrong - but this might be the only way he could ever be happy. “But there aren’t any parts in these parts,” he said. “You can’t get parts for parts sake. I would have to scour the whole Forest of Bob to find parts of former Bobs.”

“Were you all called Bob?” asked Pawshake, patting the head of his thunder hound as he asked.

“Well, there was my dad Bob, and my mom Bob, and my father’s brother was Bob, and if any of their ancestors had different names, I never knew.”

“And where is the Forest of Bob?” asked Pawshake. “There aren’t many trees around here.”

“Oh, pretty much everywhere,” replied Bob. “We chopped down most of the trees to grow pumpkins, but all of us lived in what used to be the Forest of Bob when it had trees in it.”

If Bob had owed Pawshake rather than the other way round, Bob would have been out of the door by now, but Pawshake needed a plan. “To redeem my debt,” he said, “I will make you a bride if you can find me the parts. I suggest you put together a team, give them some reason to help you, and bring the parts back to me.”

“I could only pay them in sweets,” said Bob. “But what if you can’t make me a bride?”

“Then I will give you back one pumpkin and you can try again,” said Pawshake.

Bob didn’t think Pawshake could do it, but he had nothing to lose but sweets. “And I’m down to my last million sweets,” he moaned to himself as he left the castle.

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Episode 3: Team Bob!
Bob, iris and the rest of the crew decide that after dinner treats are called for, but unfortunately Teal Bug seems to be suffering from a sugar high, and Aye-Aye has a bit of an ice cream headache. Bob, needing assistance in gathering body parts, knows that he somehow has to convince his pals to help. Ice Cream BAD, Bob tells them. Bob take you to sweets shop, follow Bob this way!

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Episode 4: Team Bob Makes a Find!
iris watched a movie once about a prison break, and how the escaped prisoner hid treasures in an old wall, and thought that might just be the place to find Bob parts. The group is excited to find the mother load of monster parts, but the one Bob wants to have the most might just have to be finessed away from that Chimera Pterolupus!

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Episode 5: Team Bob on the Move!
Bob is delighted when iris and the team find a cache of candy eggs strung across a field of rainbow hued webs...but his delight turns to horror when the spiders that wove the webs return...before he has had time to gather up all of the candy eggs...or eat any of them!!!

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Episode 6: Team Bob Makes a Find!
The eyes have it? No, no, the Aye-Aye has the eye! And it's a good looking (pun intended) charcoal eye at that! Hopefully Dr Pawshake will be able to use this body part from another species of monster to create a bride for Bob?

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Episode 7: Team Bob on the Move!
While searching the Forest of Bob for parts of former Bobs, iris and the team come across a mound of undead skulls. After a closer examination, Bob and the team wisely decide to creep away, without disturbing the undead skulls...

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Episode 8: The Call of Cthulwho!
While iris and the team are searching for body parts in the haunted woods within the Forest of Bob, a Cthulwho lands near the bush they are searching beneath! In abject terror, iris releases a blood curdling scream and flees the scene, with Bob and the rest of the team hot on their heels!

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Episode 9: Team Bob Makes a Find!
"Yes!" shouts Bob with glee, upon finding a set of blue teeth! iris stands back out of shot, comparing Bob's teeth and the blue teeth, wondering if this might not be a genuine Bob body part? Feeling well pleased with himself, Bob tucks the teeth under his arm, planning to ask Dr Pawshake to run some DNA tests to find out...

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Episode 10: Team Bob on the Move!
iris and Bob are taking inventory, but Aye-Aye is just taking flora and fauna! Deep in what's actually the Forest of Bob, Teal bug is hoping he can catch a nap before moving on to the next area.

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Episode 11: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Already weary of their search for the body parts of former Bobs, iris and the team visit the cold centre of the Forest of Bob, which is also known as the dead centre! Here, they unsuccessfully attempt to recruit Puddle, Purp and Sir W, who are hiding in the ruins of the old castle behind them nattering away to iris, while Bob and the rest of the team harness a few more body parts.

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Episode 12: Team Bob Makes a Find!
In an old attic in an abandoned shack deep within the Forest of Bob, iris and the team find boxes of assorted body parts...although none appear to be the body parts of former Bobs... Even if Dr Pawshake can make a bride for Bob from parts of other monster species, there would likely be more stuffing on the outside of this bride than in her brazier!

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Episode 13: Team Bob on the Move!
What madness is this!? Toothpaste tubes squirting out monster body parts! EGADS! iris wonders if this is real life or is it just a fantasy brought on by a sugar high? Not chancing it, everyone grabs all the parts they can carry!

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Episode 14: Team Bob on the Move!
On their way through the Forest of Bob, iris and the team hitch a lift on the market train, piling in on top of this week's produce. However, Teal Bug takes his life in his own hands when he endeavours to prevent Bob from eating all of the fresh produce they are travelling with!

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Episode 15: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Buried ALIVE? Wait, no, Bob just slipped in the mud. iris and friends laugh in delight to watch Bob wallow around scraping up body parts left in the mud. Will one of these be the right one to make a Bob wife?

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Episode 16: The Call of Cthulwho!
iris and the team thought the hollow tree in the Forest of Bob a logical place to find parts of Bobs. And indeed it was! So logical, in fact, that the Cthulwho also looked for them there! The Cthulwho searched high and low, and called out for Bob. But iris and the team hid themselves within the hollow tree, wondering what the Cthulwho wanted with Bob? No pet seemed to know. Perhaps this is because no pet was brave enough to come out of hiding and actually ask?

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Episode 17: The Call of Cthulwho!
iris and the team thought the abandoned cave in the Forest of Bob a logical place to find parts of Bobs. And indeed it was! So logical, in fact, that the Cthulwho surprised them there, forcing them to duck for cover to avoid being caught! The Cthulwho shouted out for Bob, wanting who knows what? But Bob remained hiding, together with iris and the team! What does this wizened old villain want with Bob? No pet seems to know. Perhaps this is because no pet is brave enough to face the Cthulwho?

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Episode 18: Team Bob on the Move!
While searching the Forest of Bob for parts of Bobs, iris and the team find a bag of brightly coloured candy eggs. Bob is, of course, completely distracted from their mission by this find! So the team sets about helping Bob to consume the sweets to remove said distraction!

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Episode 19: Return to Castle Pawshake
Bob and the crew have scoured the Forest of Bob looking for body parts of former Bobs, returning to Castle Pawshake only to discover that in the time they were scavenging, a mysterious glow of lightening has been seen frequently hovering around the turrets. Curious, but wary of what they might find, Bob stashes his body parts in the nearby pumpkin patch. The group becomes further alarmed when they hear raspy voices in the graveyard telling them to turn back... Teal Bug is pretty sure those skeletons are talking, but wonders if it's not a sugar rush from all the sweets...

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Episode 20: The parts are laid out.
iris takes in all the strange attic holds, watching as the Bob parts on the table begin to wiggle and jiggle, feeling the bile rise in the back of the throat, and begins to wonder if all those sweets were worth it. In a strangely sick and twisted way, iris thinks that maybe this is where the expression heads will roll came from.

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Episode 21: Dr Finkensen, I presume?
BUZZZ! ZAP! HUM! Dr Rat Finkensen and the thunder hound are creating a lightening storm, and zaps are zipping around, causing Aye-Aye's hair to stand on end. iris, quaking in their shoes, grabs Teal Bug's hand, hoping that they survive the crazy world being created before their eyes! Bob is even more excited about the final transformation happening! The Mrs Bob looks to be shaping up!

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Episode 22: Finkensen's Monster!
As the lightening disperses, the body parts transform into Rat Finkensen's latest monster! Oh my, could this wicked experimentation account for the rows of fresh graves in the field below? iris and the team flee the room, mortified, with Bob vowing never to marry this roly-poly purple monster! But, in their wake, Rat Finkensen transforms back into the gentle Dr Pawshake, who quietly sleeps off the effects of his taxing transformation...

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Episode 23: Pawshake redeems a pumpkin
When Pawshake awakes, Bob reminds the good doctor that he cannot marry a different species of monster, only another Bob! Fortunately, iris volunteers to foster the adorable little monster! As promised, Pawshake also returns a pumpkin to Bob, and agrees to keep trying to make a bride for Bob, if the team can provide more body parts? Hoping that iris will forget how many sweets he already owes them, Bob gives iris the coveted purple pumpkin!

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Episode 24: The madness
As the sun sets on a blood orange sky and disembodied screams swirl through the air, the team resumes its hasty retreat from Pawshake's Castle. iris becomes disoriented. In fact, iris can't recall ever being oriented! They have no idea where they are or why they are here. iris clings to a memory of home, of safety, of refuge. They also cling to 20GM, but don't know where it came from, as they stumble around blindly in search of their Petspage...where they can sink into oblivion...while another Pet takes their place on Bob's team...