Hehe, be careful where you step, I am slippery. Someone carelessly tossed me aside, and though I love a good laugh as much as any other fruit or vegetable I would not want to see somepet get hurt.

Whee! Look at me sailing through the air. I can fly, well I can fly if someone tosses me. I wonder if that was on purpose—you know—so I could see what it feels like to fly. Surely it was not because someone wanted to toss my slippery self on the ground? No one would do that, right?

While floating around one day, please don’t ask how I came to be floating; it is just another mystery in my life. I was thinking about life as a banana peel. I feel a bit empty at times as if something is missing. I don’t know what is missing, but I think there should be more to me. I will keep floating around and see if I can figure out what is missing.

Look at that! Look at those young banana peels jumping around, tossing themselves into the air. Harrumph! You would never catch me behaving in such a fashion. Oh no, we had decorum when I was a young banana peel. Look out, hey, watch it!