Election day 4:
The phenomenon “going turtle” is known throughout PnF land as one of the worst things, that can happen to a pet. If a pet goes turtle it means that his mind will suddenly turn stiff like a turtle shell and no one will be able to communicate with him. The only thing the pet will think of and talk about from that moment on is bacon-slug sandwiches, BS in daily speak. The occurrences of pets who have gone turtle, are only seen in Skeezle and Flounder voters, so Joy has come up with a new catchy phrase (and promise):

Once you go Purple, you’ll never go turtle!