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Episode 1: Scary Night
Bob, the scaly monster, is the last of his kind. He makes a living carving decorative pumpkins. Each year he makes a delivery to his biggest customer, Doctor Pawshake, who lives in 'Castle Pawshake'. Pawshake has rented the castle for decades. In this remote location, he can perform his 'scientific' experiments without scaring everyone else to death. He has few visitors, and every time Bob visits him, he wishes he did not have to be one of them! Worst of all, he is running late, and arrives during what looks like being a very scary night.

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Episode 2: The Pumpkin Collector
Bob is scared of Pawshake's thunder hound, but he knows how to cover fear; look scary yourself. Bob spends half his life frightened of something or another, but nobody ever notices because they can't tell between a scared monster and a scary monster.

Doctor Pawshake admires Bob's offerings and says he would like to buy all of them. But unfortunately his landlord, Skeezle, has raised the rent, and he has nothing left to pay Bob with.

"What would you accept in payment instead of sweets?" asked Pawshake.

"Nothing you can give me," replied Bob. He only understood payment in sweets.

"Try me," said Pawshake.

Bob looked embarrassed. "I am the last of my kind. I desperately want a wife to live my life with me, but you can't get me what doesn't exist."

Pawshake stroked his chin, then stroked his thunder hound. "I can provide you with a living bride if you can bring me suitable parts from which she might be made."

Bob was at once terrified and strangely excited. This seemed wrong - but this might be the only way he could ever be happy. “But there aren’t any parts in these parts,” he said. “You can’t get parts for parts sake. I would have to scour the whole Forest of Bob to find parts of former Bobs.”

“Were you all called Bob?” asked Pawshake, patting the head of his thunder hound as he asked.

“Well, there was my dad Bob, and my mom Bob, and my father’s brother was Bob, and if any of their ancestors had different names, I never knew.”

“And where is the Forest of Bob?” asked Pawshake. “There aren’t many trees around here.”

“Oh, pretty much everywhere,” replied Bob. “We chopped down most of the trees to grow pumpkins, but all of us lived in what used to be the Forest of Bob when it had trees in it.”

If Bob had owed Pawshake rather than the other way round, Bob would have been out of the door by now, but Pawshake needed a plan. “To redeem my debt,” he said, “I will make you a bride if you can find me the parts. I suggest you put together a team, give them some reason to help you, and bring the parts back to me.”

“I could only pay them in sweets,” said Bob. “But what if you can’t make me a bride?”

“Then I will give you back one pumpkin and you can try again,” said Pawshake.

Bob didn’t think Pawshake could do it, but he had nothing to lose but sweets. “And I’m down to my last million sweets,” he moaned to himself as he left the castle.

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Episode 3: Team Bob!
Bob, Badgie and the rest of the crew decide that after dinner treats are called for, but unfortunately Teal Bug seems to be suffering from a sugar high, and Aye-Aye has a bit of an ice cream headache. Bob, needing assistance in gathering body parts, knows that he somehow has to convince his pals to help. Ice Cream BAD, Bob tells them. Bob take you to sweets shop, follow Bob this way!

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Episode 4: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Badgie and the team happen upon a gruesome smorgasbord of body parts, although none (except perhaps the teeth?) appear to be body parts of former Bobs... This is both puzzling and depressing for Bob, because Dr Pawshake can try to make a bride for Bob from parts of other monster species, but Bob has grave (pun intended) concerns about what Pawshake might resurrect...

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Episode 5: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Scaling new heights in the highest reaches of the forest of Bob, Badgie and the crew are suffering under the thin air. But Bob is quite used to the altitude and is happy to help carry his friends. Daft Green Spider is excited to not only find future wife parts, but to see some long lost relatives and catch up on the family gossip!

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Episode 6: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Badgie and the team happen upon a veritable smorgasbord of body parts, although none (except perhaps the teeth?) appear to be body parts of former Bobs... This is both puzzling and depressing for Bob, however Dr Pawshake might try to make a bride for Bob from parts of other monster species, if really necessary...

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Episode 7: Team Bob Makes a Find!
In an old treasure chest hidden away in a secret tidal cave, Badgie and the team find a pirates' cache of gruesome body parts...although none appear to be the body parts of former Bobs... Even if Dr Pawshake can make a bride for Bob from parts of other monster species, Bob would not expect such a creation to be especially hale or hearty!

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Episode 8: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Sailing into a secret cove along the coast of the Forest of Bob, Badgie and the team happen upon a gruesome smorgasbord of body parts, although none appear to be body parts of former Bobs... This is both puzzling and depressing for Bob, because even if Dr Pawshake can make a bride for Bob from parts of other monster species, Bob has grave (pun intended) doubts about exactly what Pawshake might resurrect...

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Episode 9: Team Bob on the Move!
Bob thought he knew every part of the Forest of Bob, but he was quite bemused when Badgie discovered an orange brick road, with a tin man waving to them, green scarecrows in the fields, and a witch's cauldron bubbling away on the side of the orange brick road...

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Episode 10: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Daft Green Spider and his family have wrapped Bob up in a web to yank him back from the snapping jaws of the 'gator. Bob and Badgie try to barter for the body parts, but gator is fixated on trying to hatch them, confusing them with the nest she made. Teal Bug in true bug fashion stands on the shore shouting directions and rather useless ideas about how it's not going to work. However, Bob is much too determined to fail! All Bob wife parts must be collected!

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Episode 11: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Badgie wrinkles their snout in distaste, as Bob and the team find and collect a dismembered orange toot! For a moment there, Badgie even thought that Bob was going to eat the toot...after all, it wasn't actually a Bob body part... However, Bob remembered Dr Pawshake saying that he might be able to make a bride for Bob from the body parts of other species of monsters, if it was really necessary...

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Episode 12: Team Bob on the Move!
After searching most of the Forest of Bob, Badgie and the team are footsore and bone weary, but only Aye-Aye, Spidey and the Teal Bug were lucky enough to procure mounts, as Bob led them through the desert in search of body parts. This left Badgie feeling hot and bothered, wishing they had stayed on their own Petspage feeding FnC into the Fruit Machine instead of following Bob and the team through this never ending forest!

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Episode 13: The Call of Cthulwho!
While Badgie and the team are searching for body parts near a stone dwelling in the swamplands of the Forest of Bob, a Cthulwho lands on the opposite band of the swamp, beckoning Bob across. In abject terror, the team flees the scene, not waiting to find out what the Cthulwho wants with their erstwhile leader!

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Episode 14: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Badgie watched a movie once about a prison break, and how the escaped prisoner hid treasures in an old wall, and thought that might just be the place to find Bob parts. The group is excited to find the mother load of monster parts, but the one Bob wants to have the most might just have to be finessed away from that Chimera Pterolupus!

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Episode 15: The Call of Cthulwho!
Badgie and the team thought the abandoned cave in the Forest of Bob a logical place to find parts of Bobs. And indeed it was! So logical, in fact, that the Cthulwho surprised them there, nearly making Bob jump out of his skin! The Cthulwho asked Bob to come outside, to discuss who knows what? But Bob declined with alacrity! What does this wizened old villain want with Bob? No pet seems to know. Perhaps this is because no pet is brave enough to actually ask the Cthulwho?

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Episode 16: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Bob sacrifices his favorite wind up mouse to Grizzle, hoping that he'll give up his stash of monster parts. The friends are a little horrified to come to the stark realization that there are an awful lot of parts in the Forest of Bob, where could they all be coming from?

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Episode 17: The Call of Cthulwho!
Badgie and the team thought the haunted graveyard in the Forest of Bob a logical place to find parts of Bobs. And indeed it was! So logical, in fact, that the Cthulwho surprised them there, giving them no time to hide! The Cthulwho tried to single Bob out, for who knows what? But Bob fled, hot on the heels of Badgie and the team! What does this wizened old villain want with Bob? No pet seems to know. Perhaps this is because no pet is sticking around long enough to find out?

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Episode 18: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Badgie and the crew jimmied the lock on the museum, hoping that they can find some Bob parts stored away in the archives. Aye-Aye realized that the gig is up, the security guard is tapping lightly at the window, and it's time to grab the haul and make like a tree and leave!

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Episode 19: Return to Castle Pawshake
Throwing caution to the wind, the group joins Badgie in his aeroplane, trying to reach Castle Pawshake to get the collected Bob parts. Daft green spider takes a different approach to scouting a landing zone, Teal bug has been secretly imbibing on those little in flight refreshments and Bob is pretty sure that the body parts might be his only hope for a mate. Aye aye just wants to know where all those skulls came from.........

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Episode 20: The parts are laid out.
Trembling in fright, the team members climb up to Pawshake's attic, where Pawshake lays out the body parts. The team members all feel faint with fear, and they are regretting doing this job for sweets. All except Bob, who watches on gleefully, daydreaming about his life with the future Mrs Bob!

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Episode 21: Dr Finkensen, I presume?
It's ALIVE! What have we done? Dr Rat Finkensen has created a new realm of existence, and Badgie isn't sure this is something to be a part of any more. Crazy amounts of electrical currents zipping around the room, and body parts animating on the table! Oh the CALAMITY! Bob and Dr Rat Finkensen are the only ones in the midst of the melee that appear excited!

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Episode 22: Finkensen's Monster!
As the lightening disperses, the body parts transform into a horned monster! Oh my, could this type of wicked experimentation account for the rows of fresh graves in the field below?
Mortified, Badgie and the team flee the room, with Bob vowing never to marry this scary horned monster! But, in their wake, Rat Finkensen transforms back into the gentle Dr Pawshake, and quietly sleeps off the effects of his transformation...

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Episode 23: Pawshake redeems a pumpkin
When Pawshake awakes, Bob informs the good doctor that he cannot marry a different species of monster, only another Bob! Fortunately, Badgie volunteers to foster the little monster! As promised, Pawshake also returns a pumpkin to Bob, and agrees to try again if Bob can bring him some more body parts. Since Bob has more pumpkins than he needs, he gives Badgie the golden brown pumpkin too!

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Episode 24: The madness
All the world is queer save thee and me, and even thou art a little queer! For as Badgie stumbles blindly home, clinging desperately to what remains of their sanity, you sit there imagining you see monsters and ghosts and golden moles? What's this? Badgie talking to themself and answering themself too? No matter! It's time for Badgie to return to their Petspage and send another Pet out on this mad Quest!!!