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Episode 1: Scary Night
Bob, the scaly monster, is the last of his kind. He makes a living carving decorative pumpkins. Each year he makes a delivery to his biggest customer, Doctor Pawshake, who lives in 'Castle Pawshake'. Pawshake has rented the castle for decades. In this remote location, he can perform his 'scientific' experiments without scaring everyone else to death. He has few visitors, and every time Bob visits him, he wishes he did not have to be one of them! Worst of all, he is running late, and arrives during what looks like being a very scary night.

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Episode 2: The Pumpkin Collector
Bob is scared of Pawshake's thunder hound, but he knows how to cover fear; look scary yourself. Bob spends half his life frightened of something or another, but nobody ever notices because they can't tell between a scared monster and a scary monster.

Doctor Pawshake admires Bob's offerings and says he would like to buy all of them. But unfortunately his landlord, Skeezle, has raised the rent, and he has nothing left to pay Bob with.

"What would you accept in payment instead of sweets?" asked Pawshake.

"Nothing you can give me," replied Bob. He only understood payment in sweets.

"Try me," said Pawshake.

Bob looked embarrassed. "I am the last of my kind. I desperately want a wife to live my life with me, but you can't get me what doesn't exist."

Pawshake stroked his chin, then stroked his thunder hound. "I can provide you with a living bride if you can bring me suitable parts from which she might be made."

Bob was at once terrified and strangely excited. This seemed wrong - but this might be the only way he could ever be happy. “But there aren’t any parts in these parts,” he said. “You can’t get parts for parts sake. I would have to scour the whole Forest of Bob to find parts of former Bobs.”

“Were you all called Bob?” asked Pawshake, patting the head of his thunder hound as he asked.

“Well, there was my dad Bob, and my mom Bob, and my father’s brother was Bob, and if any of their ancestors had different names, I never knew.”

“And where is the Forest of Bob?” asked Pawshake. “There aren’t many trees around here.”

“Oh, pretty much everywhere,” replied Bob. “We chopped down most of the trees to grow pumpkins, but all of us lived in what used to be the Forest of Bob when it had trees in it.”

If Bob had owed Pawshake rather than the other way round, Bob would have been out of the door by now, but Pawshake needed a plan. “To redeem my debt,” he said, “I will make you a bride if you can find me the parts. I suggest you put together a team, give them some reason to help you, and bring the parts back to me.”

“I could only pay them in sweets,” said Bob. “But what if you can’t make me a bride?”

“Then I will give you back one pumpkin and you can try again,” said Pawshake.

Bob didn’t think Pawshake could do it, but he had nothing to lose but sweets. “And I’m down to my last million sweets,” he moaned to himself as he left the castle.

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Episode 3: Team Bob!
Ira made the mistake of handing the map over to Bob, who tosses the map to the side, and tells everyone that he's memorized the forest of Bob, and he's genetically predisposition to navigate. Weary of chasing each other up and down the Eiffel Tower, the pets decide that maybe a trip to the Forest of Bob might prove fun. Bob sweetens the deal with a promise of sweets for all!

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Episode 4: Team Bob Makes a Find!
As night falls in the Forest of Bob, Bob finds a gruesome green arm. Bob examines it closely, wondering if Dr Pawshake can use the body parts of other species of monsters to make a bride for him? "Hey Bob", shouts Ira, "there is also a mouldy old mauve leg leaning against that tree over there!"

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Episode 5: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Ira carved a pumpkin and when it was handed over to Aye-Aye to carry, a jar of eyeballs was spied buried in the patch. Bob is super excited, but Teal bug would like to know where all those spare eyes came from!

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Episode 6: Team Bob Makes a Find!
In pursuit of something to satisfy his ravenous hunger, Bob throws a line in and catches a dismembered grey ear. Aye-Aye also fishes a grey leg out of the fast flowing stream. However, Teal Bug has to excuse himself and move away from the team, to relieve some of the pressure of the quest. But in the process, the noxious fumes released by Teal Bug have knocked Ira clean off the top of the hill and down the other side. Hopefully somepet will notice that Ira is missing, and will come to their assistance before the team moves on in pursuit of more body parts!!?

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Episode 7: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Ira wrinkles their snout in distaste, as Bob and the team find and collect a dismembered orange toot! For a moment there, Ira even thought that Bob was going to eat the toot...after all, it wasn't actually a Bob body part... However, Bob remembered Dr Pawshake saying that he might be able to make a bride for Bob from the body parts of other species of monsters, if it was really necessary...

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Episode 8: The Call of Cthulwho!
While Ira and the team are searching for body parts in the haunted woods within the Forest of Bob, a Cthulwho lands amongst them, near squashing the life out of a harmless little salamander that was minding its own business! With a blood curdling scream, Ira runs from the scene, with Bob and the team hot on their heels!

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Episode 9: The Call of Cthulwho!
While Ira and the team are searching for body parts near a stone dwelling in the swamplands of the Forest of Bob, a Cthulwho lands on the opposite band of the swamp, beckoning Bob across. In abject terror, the team flees the scene, not waiting to find out what the Cthulwho wants with their erstwhile leader!

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Episode 10: Team Bob on the Move!
"Oh crap!", squarks Ira! For Bob has found a sign that he thinks is pointing to more body parts, but it's actually pointing straight at Aye-Aye! Fearing that Bob is going to add their little buddy to his cache of body parts, Ira runs away, as fast as their little paws will carry them! The only problem is that Aye-Aye doesn't follow Ira to safety, because he is rooted to the spot in abject fear!

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Episode 11: Team Bob on the Move!
After searching most of the Forest of Bob, Ira and the team are footsore and bone weary, but only Aye-Aye, Spidey and the Teal Bug were lucky enough to procure mounts, as Bob led them through the desert in search of body parts. This left Ira feeling hot and bothered, wishing they had stayed on their own Petspage feeding FnC into the Fruit Machine instead of following Bob and the team through this never ending forest!

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Episode 12: Team Bob on the Move!
ALL ABOARD! Conductor Jack Spaniels loads up Bob, Ira and the friends for a tour of the Forest of Bob. Chugging slowly away from the platform, the friends consult their map and check off the areas they have already found body parts in, and hope when it comes time to search new areas they can find their way back. Teal Bug is a little horrified to see SO many parts just lying about. WHY are there so many parts?!

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Episode 13: Team Bob on the Move!
Footsore and weary, Ira and the team are pretty sure they must have searched all of the Forest of Bob for body parts by now? Bob keeps looking though, while Ira takes a nap under a pile of leaves and Teal Bug prepares to sink down on top of them. Nearby, Aye-Aye finds a tasty mushroom to snack on, and Spidey weaves himself a comfortable web for a hammock...

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Episode 14: Team Bob on the Move!
While searching the Forest of Bob for parts of former Bobs, Ira and the team come across a mound of undead skulls. After a closer examination, Bob and the team wisely decide to creep away, without disturbing the undead skulls...

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Episode 15: Team Bob Makes a Find!
When Ira and the team find one of Holey Moley's abandoned burrows in the Forest of Bob, they immediately begin excavating, because they know how much Holey Moley likes to borrow things that don't strictly belong to him... And, finding Holey Moley's secret cache of body parts, they take a leaf from Holey Moley's book, and borrow his wheel barrow to transport them back to Dr Pawshake, much to Aye-Aye's amusement!

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Episode 16: Team Bob Makes a Find!
"Yes!" shouts Bob with glee, upon finding a set of blue teeth! Ira stands back out of shot, comparing Bob's teeth and the blue teeth, wondering if this might not be a genuine Bob body part? Feeling well pleased with himself, Bob tucks the teeth under his arm, planning to ask Dr Pawshake to run some DNA tests to find out...

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Episode 17: The Call of Cthulwho!
Ira and the team were forced to temporarily abandon their search for body parts, and flee on wild mustangs, when a Cthulwho landed in the field they were searching! As they galloped away into the sunset, the eery calls of the Cthulwho grew steadily fainter...BOB...BOB...Bob...bob...bob...

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Episode 18: Team Bob on the Move!
What madness is this!? Toothpaste tubes squirting out monster body parts! EGADS! Ira wonders if this is real life or is it just a fantasy brought on by a sugar high? Not chancing it, everyone grabs all the parts they can carry!

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Episode 19: Return to Castle Pawshake
Bob and the crew have scoured the Forest of Bob looking for body parts of former Bobs, returning to Castle Pawshake only to discover that in the time they were scavenging, a mysterious glow of lightening has been seen frequently hovering around the turrets. Curious, but wary of what they might find, Bob stashes his body parts in the nearby pumpkin patch. The group becomes further alarmed when they hear raspy voices in the graveyard telling them to turn back... Teal Bug is pretty sure those skeletons are talking, but wonders if it's not a sugar rush from all the sweets...

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Episode 20: The parts are laid out.
Well they say you'll do anything for love, but Ira wonders if the love of sweets may have clouded better judgement. The lab is alive with the jiggling and wiggling Bob parts, however there are some strange parts leftover. Bob begins to wonder if there might be enough for two Bob mates, but Teal bug realizes the menagerie in the attic is keeping a close eye on everyone, and seems a little bit like they understand what everyone's saying.

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Episode 21: Dr Finkensen, I presume?
It's ALIVE! What have we done? Dr Rat Finkensen has created a new realm of existence, and Ira isn't sure this is something to be a part of any more. Crazy amounts of electrical currents zipping around the room, and body parts animating on the table! Oh the CALAMITY! Bob and Dr Rat Finkensen are the only ones in the midst of the melee that appear excited!

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Episode 22: Finkensen's Monster!
As the lightening disperses, the body parts transform into Rat Finkensen's latest monster! Oh my, could this wicked experimentation account for the rows of fresh graves in the field below? Ira and the team flee the room, mortified, with Bob vowing never to marry this roly-poly purple monster! But, in their wake, Rat Finkensen transforms back into the gentle Dr Pawshake, who quietly sleeps off the effects of his taxing transformation...

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Episode 23: Pawshake redeems a pumpkin
When Pawshake awakes, Bob informs the good doctor that he cannot marry a different species of monster, only another Bob! Fortunately, Ira volunteers to foster the little monster! As promised, Pawshake also returns a pumpkin to Bob, and agrees to try again if Bob can bring him some more body parts. Since Bob has more pumpkins than he needs, he gives Ira the golden brown pumpkin too!

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Episode 24: The madness
As the sun sets on a blood orange sky and disembodied screams swirl through the air, the team resumes its hasty retreat from Pawshake's Castle. Ira becomes disoriented. In fact, Ira can't recall ever being oriented! They have no idea where they are or why they are here. Ira clings to a memory of home, of safety, of refuge. They also cling to 20GM, but don't know where it came from, as they stumble around blindly in search of their Petspage...where they can sink into oblivion...while another Pet takes their place on Bob's team...