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Episode 1: Scary Night
Bob, the scaly monster, is the last of his kind. He makes a living carving decorative pumpkins. Each year he makes a delivery to his biggest customer, Doctor Pawshake, who lives in 'Castle Pawshake'. Pawshake has rented the castle for decades. In this remote location, he can perform his 'scientific' experiments without scaring everyone else to death. He has few visitors, and every time Bob visits him, he wishes he did not have to be one of them! Worst of all, he is running late, and arrives during what looks like being a very scary night.

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Episode 2: The Pumpkin Collector
Bob is scared of Pawshake's thunder hound, but he knows how to cover fear; look scary yourself. Bob spends half his life frightened of something or another, but nobody ever notices because they can't tell between a scared monster and a scary monster.

Doctor Pawshake admires Bob's offerings and says he would like to buy all of them. But unfortunately his landlord, Skeezle, has raised the rent, and he has nothing left to pay Bob with.

"What would you accept in payment instead of sweets?" asked Pawshake.

"Nothing you can give me," replied Bob. He only understood payment in sweets.

"Try me," said Pawshake.

Bob looked embarrassed. "I am the last of my kind. I desperately want a wife to live my life with me, but you can't get me what doesn't exist."

Pawshake stroked his chin, then stroked his thunder hound. "I can provide you with a living bride if you can bring me suitable parts from which she might be made."

Bob was at once terrified and strangely excited. This seemed wrong - but this might be the only way he could ever be happy. “But there aren’t any parts in these parts,” he said. “You can’t get parts for parts sake. I would have to scour the whole Forest of Bob to find parts of former Bobs.”

“Were you all called Bob?” asked Pawshake, patting the head of his thunder hound as he asked.

“Well, there was my dad Bob, and my mom Bob, and my father’s brother was Bob, and if any of their ancestors had different names, I never knew.”

“And where is the Forest of Bob?” asked Pawshake. “There aren’t many trees around here.”

“Oh, pretty much everywhere,” replied Bob. “We chopped down most of the trees to grow pumpkins, but all of us lived in what used to be the Forest of Bob when it had trees in it.”

If Bob had owed Pawshake rather than the other way round, Bob would have been out of the door by now, but Pawshake needed a plan. “To redeem my debt,” he said, “I will make you a bride if you can find me the parts. I suggest you put together a team, give them some reason to help you, and bring the parts back to me.”

“I could only pay them in sweets,” said Bob. “But what if you can’t make me a bride?”

“Then I will give you back one pumpkin and you can try again,” said Pawshake.

Bob didn’t think Pawshake could do it, but he had nothing to lose but sweets. “And I’m down to my last million sweets,” he moaned to himself as he left the castle.

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Episode 3: Team Bob!
Bob gathers Missy, the Daft Green Spider, the Teal Bug and the Aye-Aye together in the Forest of Bob, promising them payment in sweets to help him find body parts of former Bobs. A savvy negotiator, Missy insists on twice as many sweets as their team mates, because helping Bob with his quest could reduce how much time they have available to make PnF Art this month!

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Episode 4: Team Bob on the Move!
On their way through the Forest of Bob, Missy and the team hitch a lift on a passing candy train. Well...it was carrying candy...but that was BEFORE Bob came aboard...

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Episode 5: Team Bob on the Move!
After searching most of the Forest of Bob, Missy and the team are footsore and bone weary, so Bob flags down a passing mail coach. As the coach only has seats left for 2 inside, the team members draw straws for those seats. Bob and Missy draw the lucky straws, so they get to put their feet up in relative comfort inside the coach!

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Episode 6: Team Bob on the Move!
Bob thought he knew every part of the Forest of Bob, but he was quite bemused when Missy discovered an orange brick road, with a tin man waving to them, green scarecrows in the fields, and a witch's cauldron bubbling away on the side of the orange brick road...

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Episode 7: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Bob had decided that the best way to determine whether the Bob wife body parts they find are the best quality was to give them a friendly little lick. But Missy took one taste and figured it was easier to just take them along and hope for the best!

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Episode 8: Team Bob on the Move!
While searching an old library in the Forest of Bob, for parts of former Bobs, Missy and the team find a treasure trove of old books. Bob is so fascinated by the books that he fails to notice that they are not alone in the library...

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Episode 9: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Seeking assistance from Aquarius and Chewbie, Missy and the team don scuba masks to search for body parts on the bottom of the inland sea in the Forest of Bob, where Bob makes a glorious discovery! A charcoal eye! But Bob wonders why the Kraken and fish haven't been nibbling on it, because he is sooooooo hungry that he is sorely tempted to take a small bite himself! "Oh well", sighs Bob, "Dr Pawshake did say he could use the body parts of other species of monsters, so I had better take this to him..."

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Episode 10: Team Bob on the Move!
Stumbling along the path, tired and cranky, Missy, Bob and the crew despair of finding any more body parts. Wearily, the group just decides to flip a coin on which direction to go, and move on...

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Episode 11: Team Bob on the Move!
Don't fold the map! Don't fold the map! There are big creases all over it and Missy and Bob are having a hard time figuring out where they've been and where they're going? Teal Bug suggests just following the road signs, but getting these guys to agree on anything is like herding cats!

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Episode 12: Team Bob on the Move!
Just as they were about to enter the castle in the Forest of Bob, the team was warned off when the evil spectre that inhabited the castle set up an energy field around the castle, preventing anyone entering or leaving the castle... "Oh noes, where is Missy?" cried Bob!

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Episode 13: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Neither rain, nor sleet nor dark of a cave with poisonous air can deter Bob and the crew from wandering everywhere in the forest of Bob for parts! Missy is pretty sure that helmet is leaking tough, and a sea horse just wafted by being chased by a jellyfish...or maybe it was a few too many sweets?

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Episode 14: The Call of Cthulwho!
While Missy and the team are searching for body parts in the haunted woods within the Forest of Bob, a Cthulwho lands near the bush they are searching beneath! In abject terror, Missy releases a blood curdling scream and flees the scene, with Bob and the rest of the team hot on their heels!

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Episode 15: Team Bob on the Move!
Stumbling on in the dark, the crew is determined to search every inch of the Forest of Bob. Missy wishes that Grizzle didn't look quite so hungry. Speaking of hungry, did anyone see what way the food truck went? That might be the direction to go look in!

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Episode 16: Team Bob on the Move!
After searching most of the Forest of Bob, Missy and the team are footsore and bone weary, so they hitch a ride in a nearby submersible. However the door seal is leaking and the water level is rising inside the submersible, so Bob asks Missy to lie down on the bottom, so that the other team members can stand on them, and avoid spoiling their beautiful hair do's!

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Episode 17: The Call of Cthulwho!
When Cthulwho, the legendary boogieman of the Bobs, arrives in the Forest of Bob, he finds Missy and the team hiding in a crevice in the fiery rock face, quaking in their paws! Cthulwho demands to see Bob, but no-one stays long enough to find out what Cthulwho wants with Bob! Because, the Legends of Cthulwho, often used to frighten little Bobs, have created the perception that the Cthulwho have been systematically devouring Bob's entire race since time began!

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Episode 18: Team Bob Makes a Find!
Taking a day off from gathering body parts, Missy and the team opt for a spot of fishing on the inland lake in the Forest of Bob, hoping to appease Bob's veracious appetite. Bob makes the first catch of the day, a grizzly barnacled grey ear! He decides not to throw it back though, because Dr Pawshake may be able to make a bride for Bob using the body parts of other species of monsters...barnacles and all...

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Episode 19: Return to Castle Pawshake
Throwing caution to the wind, the group joins Missy in his aeroplane, trying to reach Castle Pawshake to get the collected Bob parts. Daft green spider takes a different approach to scouting a landing zone, Teal bug has been secretly imbibing on those little in flight refreshments and Bob is pretty sure that the body parts might be his only hope for a mate. Aye aye just wants to know where all those skulls came from.........

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Episode 20: The parts are laid out.
Trembling in fright, the team members climb up to Pawshake's attic, where Pawshake lays out the body parts. The team members all feel faint with fear, and they are regretting doing this job for sweets. All except Bob, who watches on gleefully, daydreaming about his life with the future Mrs Bob!

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Episode 21: Dr Finkensen, I presume?
With the body parts laid out, Pawshake's thunder hound generates lightning to breathe life into Pawshake's creation. But when the lightening in the air reaches critical mass, Doctor Pawshake transforms into the crazed Dr Rat Finkensen!

Screams fill the laboratory, and the members of Bob's team all run for their lives!

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Episode 22: Finkensen's Monster!
As the lightening disperses, the body parts transform into a horned monster! Oh my, could this type of wicked experimentation account for the rows of fresh graves in the field below?
Mortified, Missy and the team flee the room, with Bob vowing never to marry this scary horned monster! But, in their wake, Rat Finkensen transforms back into the gentle Dr Pawshake, and quietly sleeps off the effects of his transformation...

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Episode 23: Pawshake redeems a pumpkin
Bob awakens Pawshake with his shouting, distressed because he cannot marry a different species of monster, only another Bob! Fortunately, Missy volunteers to add the monster to their stable instead! As promised, Pawshake also returns a pumpkin to Bob, but insists he needs more body parts to keep trying to make a bride for Bob! Feeling guilty about the horrors that he has exposed Missy to, Bob gives Missy the golden yellow pumpkin too!

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Episode 24: The madness
All the world is queer save thee and me, and even thou art a little queer! For as Missy stumbles blindly home, clinging desperately to what remains of their sanity, you sit there imagining you see monsters and ghosts and golden moles? What's this? Missy talking to themself and answering themself too? No matter! It's time for Missy to return to their Petspage and send another Pet out on this mad Quest!!!