Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 1: "Hello, everypet! Hello! How are we today? I am Gliomach, and I will be your guide to the Old Masters today.
I have several degrees in fine arts, and I assure you, if you should have any questions about the art on display, I am glad to answer for you.
I get giddy just thinking about seeing these incredible works of art! All originals, you know. I even authenticated some myself! Did I mention that I have a degree in fine arts? Oh, I did? Well, then, let the tour begin!
Remember to stay together as a group, we mustn't straggle and get lost!"

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 2: "To the right, Jaime Lanister, you can see the stunning Sunrise By the Ocean by Vladimir Kush."

Gliomach clicked his claws and scuttled closer, and encouraged Jaime Lanister to come closer, too. Looking at the painting, Jaime Lanister thinks it's been awhile since breakfast. Eggs over easy sounds pretty good right now.

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 3: "And here! Here we have one of the biggest pop culture icons of art! Grant Woods' American Gothic from 1930 has been parodied in real life and art many times over and here at Musee d'art de Cannelle we have the original!" Gliomach excitedly explained.

Because Jaime Lanister has seen so many versions on the EveryPet Comedy Channel and in Everypet Magazine, it's really hard to remember what the original looked like in the first place, so how can you argue with Gliomach's claim to fame?

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 4: "Well," said Gliomach, "this is Whistler's Mother, a painting by James McNeil Whistler. I have always wondered if, with a name like Whistler, he could carry a tune?" *giggle*.

Jaime Lanister's eyes rolled, and just took in the canvas. Jaime Lanister thought her bonnet had longer ties? But maybe not...

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 5: "Here we have Houses of Parliament, Sunset by Claude Monet. Monet was well known for a series of paintings of the River Thames, and we have the most rare of them all, here on display at Musee d'art de Cannelle! This is one of the very few that Monet painted in vivid color, using the colors of sunset in the fog."
Jaime Lanister is a little leery of calling it an actual Monet, but it's pretty, and Jaime Lanister enjoys looking at it just the same.

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 6: "So, funny story! When I was a little pet, when we went on road trips, my mum would keep me occupied by telling me stories about haystacks in the field! We would pretend they were everypets, and talk about how they were shivering in the cold together to keep warm, and once in a while there would be a big stack and we thought they looked like a cheerleader pyramid. Oh Gliomach, this is one of my favorite paintings in the gallery!"
"Well that is good to know!" replied Gliomach, "This original, by Claude Monet, is appropriately titled Haystack."
"But wait, Gliomach," exclaimed Jaime Lanister, "is there supposed to be actual hay sticking out of the canvas?"

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 7: "And here, we have Church, Taos Pueblo by Ansel Adams," said Gliomach as he waved his claw in the direction of the wall hanging.
Jaime Lanister asked, "Excuse me, but wasn't that a photograph? I mean, Ansel Adams was a photographer, right? Not a painter."
Gliomach turned a ghastly shade of blue and replied that painting was Ansel's favorite pastime, a very unpublished secret, and that the original, displayed here, was actually a painting.
Jaime Lanister remained skeptical, but played along, and nodded, which seemed to make Gliomach happy.

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 8: Gliomach was full of immense knowledge about Water Lilies by Claude Monet, and Jaime Lanister learned a lot. Surprisingly to Jaime Lanister, this might actually be an original, authentic piece! Because Monet painted 250 different scenes featuring his water lilies in oils, this might be THE ONE! Jaime Lanister peers closely at the canvas, and doesn't see anything obvious that says it might be a forgery! Monet's Lilies for the win!

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 9: Café Terrace at Night is an 1888 oil painting by the Dutch artist Vincent van Gogh, which showcases the local cuisine of our town, as the cafe is still open, and you can visit there! Amazing that it has become timeless!" Gliomach said.

Jaime Lanister, however, realizes that it's been some time since lunch and starts daydreaming about that caramel apple cinnamon frappe for breakfast, and wonders what culinary masterpieces might be at the cafe?

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 10: "The Scream by Edvard Munch is hanging on my bedroom wall," exclaimed Jaime Lanister! "It's been my favorite poster for years!"

"Poster? Poster? Why this is an original, good pet!" Gliomach cried out! "It has been one of the crowning jewels of the gallery and you dare to call it a poster. Oh my, what is the world coming to?"
Gliomach puts his claws over his eyes and cries a little tear at the thought of everypet not appreciating true art.

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 11: "Rene Margritte painted "This Is Not a Pipe" in 1948, and minds were blown! Why, how can you say it's not a pipe, when it clearly is a pipe?"
Jaime Lanister grabbed a trusty smartz phone, using Petoogle, and looked up WHY it would be titled that. After some interesting reading, Jaime Lanister, clearly even more confused, sauntered on after Gliomach to the next display.

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 12: "The Son of Man by René Magritte is one of the gallery's finest pieces," Gliomach exclaims, showing off the painting with pride to Jaime Lanister. "It's been seen all over the world, mimicked by other artists, and even used by companies for logos."

Jaime Lanister laughed, and mentioned that perhaps this, too, might be a mimic piece, but Gliomach snorted and stormed away, grumbling about visitors not knowing a pièce de ré·sis·tance when they see it.

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 13: "Raphael's Cherubs! I got that as a birthday card last year," exclaimed Jaime Lanister!
Gliomach smothered a deep sigh, trying not to be frustrated with the lack of art knowledge by this everypet, and counting down the minutes to the next break.
Jaime Lanister seemed pretty excited though, to see that popular art in the original, wait, maybe not the original? Jaime Lanister sees a little tell all stuck to the canvas. It appears to be a price tag from Ikeeyah?

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 14: "Seriously, soup cans? These are supposed to be soup cans, Gliomach? I've seen Andy Warhol's Campbell's Soup Cans, and these right here are not them!"
"Jaime Lanister! What are you talking about?" Gliomach exclaimed, "This, this here is the world renowned painting that made Andy famous! How dare you question it's authenticity? I am offended!"

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 15: Gliomach waves his claw dramatically toward the next work of art. "Here we have St. Peter Enthroned by Italian painter Tommaso di Giovanni di Simone Guidi, who came to be nicknamed Masaccio. Although he was one of the most significant painters of the early 15th century, very little is known about his training, and the influences that shaped his unique style remain a mystery to this day."

As Gliomach drones on, Jaime Lanister wonders if there might be an even bigger mystery here?

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 16: "Henri Rousseau painted this Portrait Of The Father Of The Artist, and generously bequeathed it to Musee d'art de Cannelle in his last will and testament," Gliomach breathed with excitement!
Whipping out a trusty smartz phone, Jaime Lanister quickly looked up information on Rousseau, only to find that he passed away long before the gallery was around, since this was the grand opening. Peering at the canvas, Jaime Lanister also noticed the Petmart price tag still attached to the side of the canvas. Rather than argue with Gliomach about authenticity, Jaime Lanister moved on to the next wall hanging.

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 17: Jaime Lanister finds the oil canvas, Twelve Sunflowers by Van Gogh to be intriguing. Such details in the brush work! But wait, are those plastic seeds stuck in the paint? Jaime Lanister is pretty sure plastic wasn't around back then, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 18: "The Birth of Venus by Botticelli is a gallery favorite," Gliomach exclaimed excitedly, gliding over to the sizable painting.
Jaime Lanister stands back to take in all the different elements of this one. Amazed at the sheer size, Jaime Lanister notices that it's two panels, sewn together, but you can hardly notice the seam. Closing his eyes, Gliomach mentions that if you close your eyes, you can almost hear the ocean...............

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 19: "The Monument To Chopin In The Luxembourg Gardens by Henri Rousseau is one of the crowd favorites," Gliomach tells Jaime Lanister. "You can see here for yourself the culture of the days of yore. Oh, how I long for those days! The proper manners, the wardrobes and attention to the details!"

Jaime Lanister takes a look down, mentally noting that a pair of flip flops, cargo shorts and t-shirt with the PNF logo might not be up to Gliomach's wardrobe standards.

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 20: "And here we have the self portrait of Vincent Van Gogh that he titled Man with a bandaged ear, as he had mutilated his own ear and it was healing. Artists seem to suffer for their work, and I, too, must suffer the strange comments made by some of the everypets who come to Musee d'art de Cannelle," Gliomach indicated to the painting on the wall.
"Strange thing, Gliomach, I don't think that Pand Aids were available in the days of Van Gogh," said Jaime Lanister.
"Well, now, I think that just might be how the paint is flaking off, not a Pand Aid," replied Gliomach, "And if you're done, let's move to the next artist's display."

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 21: Gliomach clatters over to the next painting, "That is Self Portrait Facing Death (June 30, 1972) by Pablo Picasso." Gliomach continues on, explaining that this was done in the later years by Picasso, who created whatever he wanted, however he wanted.

Jaime Lanister thought there might have been something similar hanging on the fridge, drawn by the neighbor's toddler, but dared not critique it in front of Gliomach, since he was a little snippy the last time.

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 22: "Huh," said Jaime Lanister. "This is art? I mean, I just don't know. I guess to each their own but Rooms by the Sea, by Edward Hopper will not be a favorite of mine."
Gliomach's eyes bugged out even farther (as you know lobster's eyes tend to be a bit buggy anyhow) and he choked on his words, sputtering to get them out, "That is............ that is....... why, you uncultured............" sputtering even more, because the brain fog cleared and Gliomach remembered Cannelle's first rule; the customer (no matter how wrong) is always right.
"Yes, well, uh, let us move forward then, you have seen enough" Gliomach replied.

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 23: "Toulouse Lautrec's Woman Lithographic Poster is the next painting on our tour, and we're so very blessed to have procured the original, so authentic, yes it is!" Gliomach gushed.
Jaime Lanister wasn't so sure, since there appeared to be some faint numbers under that yellow hair, making Jaime Lanister think of the childhood paint by numbers everypet would do during a rainy day..................

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 24: "Well, here it is! Please be careful when gazing on the beauty, you wouldn't want to trip our extensive alarm system! This is obviously the original of Leonardo Da Vinci's 'Mona Lisa', and we must be careful to preserve the painting at all costs."
"Cannelle considered hiring a super ninja to keep it safe, but decided on electronic security hidden in sly places." Gliomach played with the remote in his clumsy claws, accidentally tripping the siren and flashing lights. While everypet on the tour scrambled to get out of the way of security guards, Jaime Lanister noted that Mona Lisa's smile looked a little more like a smirk, and did she really just wink? How is that possible?

Jaime Lanister is questing!
Episode 25: After viewing all of the inspiring works in this section of Musee d’Art de Cannelle, Jaime Lanister is feeling a little sad to have to return to a gourd house that looks exactly the same as every other gourd house in PnF Land, which is not terribly exciting...because if you've seen one gourd house, you've seen them all!

But suddenly Jaime Lanister stumbles upon a stately mansion, which looks very similar to one in a Wyeth masterpiece...
"A present for me?" asks Jaime Lanister, hardly daring to hope!