What do you mean my glitters are fake? They are not fake! I was born with these fabulous accents - you're just jealous you don't look as fabulous as me. I'm the height of freshwater fashion, everypet wants to be like me. I am not haughty! You take that back!

Oh I love these new accessories! They go perfectly with my scales. And they're on sale! How perfect! Excuse me? Of course I need a scarf underwater, don't be silly!

*gasp* A party? For me? Oh you shouldn't have... Wait, you didn't? This is for the snowy owls? Well I never! Look at you going and getting a fish's hopes up like that, so rude of you!