Hey! I look a bit dishevelled but that is only because I have spent the morning dashing around after that mouse. It will squeak at me and taunt me. No, I don’t want to eat it, I want it to move to a new home and let me nap in peace. I need a lot of sleep because I spend a lot of energy chasing imaginary things, and no the mouse is most definitely not imaginary.

Ah, I heard you munching on a tasty-sounding morsel and I was wondering if you had any to spare? Sharing is caring and I love to help others be caring. Hehe!

Oh, thanks for asking, yeah, that mouse finally left, packed its little bags and walked down the lane. I don’t mind living in this barn but I have been thinking about what your house must be like inside, it sure looks large from the outside. Maybe one day I can visit you.

I have decided today is the day I adopt you. Yes, this is how it works for cats; we adopt you, not the other way around. I hope you have a nice bed for me to curl up in and a fireplace for the winter. I know you have lots of good food, so the only other things I require are some toys to play with and a lap to sit on.