Excuse me, I'm getting ready for my latest recital. Just have to do some stretches and get these paws ready to play some impressive keys. I love getting the pets moving and grooving, and everypet knows my keyboard skills are the best around. Hope to see you there tonight!

Bam! Check out this pose - I bet you weren't expecting it. I like to spend my time exploring various art forms - jazz, comedy, painting, even modeling. I let my creativity flow and the camera just loves me for it. The camera always gets my best side (like I have a bad side).

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

I sold my vacuum the other day - all it was doing was collecting dust.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They’re both purple, except for the rabbit.

I like elephants. Everything else is irrelephant.

The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.