What in the world is a whale doing with a snorkel? Er, actually, nothing. Waylon admitted it was a publicity stunt. Like Pouchahontas, he had wanted to be a champion and had to come up with some method of cheating that would convince Sam in order to get the job. A snorkel is no use at all at 1000 fathoms, but Sam hadn’t fathomed that … now Waylon leads a self-help group for those who have been forced to live a lie. He regularly appears on Missy’s News Network explaining that it is good to talk, especially in depth. Depths below 1000 fathoms, in particular!